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Hi, I’m Kay!

writer | Traveler | clown

I’m just a silly squirrel looking for buried stories around the world. I take a lot of detours, but I always/usually/sometimes end up at the right destination. Enjoy my collection of travel tidbits.

*all typos are intentional

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Kay posing in her Poseidon Expeditions parka and life jacket

"She's up to something..."

- Airport Security

"Where is Kay?"

- Kay's coworkers

"Ay, Dios Mío! Not HER again,"

- Mexican Government

"You think she knows her data is roaming right now?"

- Verizon Wireless

"Oh good, she's finally gone. What should we do now?"

- Kay's cat, Tsuki

"Now, Tsuki...now we resume our rightful throne on the kitchen counter."

- Kay's other cat, Luna

"Wait, why isn't she working on her novel?"

- Kay's editor

"B****, your bill is still due on the 15th!!!"

- Chase Bank

"Kay is the absolute funniest person on the planet!"

- Kay's burner account

"Imma bite this chick."

- mosquito

"There's not even a wheel for me to take at this point..."

- Jesus

"Just know she runs with them goons..."

- Kay's opps [RIP]

Awkward Travel Stats

53+

Planes Missed

16

Act of God Interferences

2

Detained at the Border

31

Wrong Train/Bus

4

Injuries Abroad

∞

Mosquito Bites